I got a voice message today on my cell phone and I am still laughing over it. I am not an avid cell phone user. Many of you know that I have a stupid phone. Recently, I learned that my phone is also known as a Kosher phone. It would be the phone that
Hasidim let their kids have. You can take a call and make a call. Period. The outside world does not exist. Anyway, I was plugging my stupid phone into the charger, just in case I wanted or needed to use it. I noticed that I had a current voice message. I
figured out how to retrieve it and then I laughed. The message said to press one to continue, two to do something else and three to never be called again by this survey. I chose three. The message responded that this was not a valid response and did the three
messages again. I pressed number three and it repeated that this was not the response it wanted,and they would give me another chance so please listen again . This phone was insistent. I showed it, I disconnected. But really, a phone message that argued with
me. That was a first. Please don't leave me a voice message . I know how to turn you off.